Holy Grail: Butt Plug Jesus Mug for Divine Indulgence

Butt Plug Jesus Mug: The Holiest Way to Start Your Day

Prepare to be blessed with the most divine morning ritual ever! Our Butt Plug Jesus Mug is the perfect vessel for your daily dose of caffeine, featuring the iconic image of Jesus Christ himself, adorned with a cheeky butt plug.

Features:

High-quality ceramic construction for durability and heat retention
Generous 11-ounce capacity for ample coffee, tea, or holy water
Vibrant, fade-resistant print that will withstand countless washes
Microwave and dishwasher safe for effortless cleaning

Benefits:

Start your day with a smile and a touch of irreverence
Express your faith and your love of coffee in one convenient package
Enjoy your favorite beverages in the company of the Son of God
Make a statement and spark conversations with this unique and eye-catching mug

Value:

Our Butt Plug Jesus Mug is more than just a coffee cup; it’s a conversation starter, a mood booster, and a reminder that even the holiest of figures can appreciate a little bit of humor. It’s the perfect gift for the religious rebel, the coffee enthusiast, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Call to Action:

Order your Butt Plug Jesus Mug today and experience the divine pleasure of sipping your morning brew in the most irreverent way possible. Let Jesus be your guide to a caffeine-fueled day filled with laughter and enlightenment.